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Posts Tagged ‘cringeworthy’
oh. my…just…oh, my.
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy, stuff on 24 October 2009 | 1 Comment »
and chipotle is chip-oat-lay, for the record.
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy, school on 3 October 2009 | 2 Comments »
our Unnamed High School has announcements every morning, broadcast over the ancient (and very loud, i might add) PA system. so, after some music and the obligatory pledging allegiance to the flag. (side note: we NEVER did this in high school. did this start after 9/11?) then, a senior student and sometimes another student reads [...]
they’re called the logarhythms, people.
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy, musical stylings on 22 September 2009 | 1 Comment »
true story. despite being featured currently on network television both positively (glee) and humorously (the office), acapella groups will always be endearingly dorky, but dorky nonetheless. and it’s not because they sound bad (they don’t) or because of the outfits (not always the lamest) or even because of the goofy looks on their faces while [...]
verbiage.
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy, lexican!, word snobbery on 22 August 2009 | 4 Comments »
aaaand, we’re back with another word nerd lesson, this time concerning word choice. i’ve seen this offender a multitude of times, and it just crossed my path via twitter. no free passes for twitter, just because you are limiting letters does not mean you choose the wrong word. especially when said person is an english [...]
what’s that smell?
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy, nothing on 18 August 2009 | 1 Comment »
this summer has been an epic iron-chef episode of “let’s identify the ingredients of the funky smell in the basement”. catchy title. after careful consideration, the recipe had been identified as: equal parts old carpet and basement mustiness ala old books. sprinkle with a bit of old cat urine, cleaned up, but lingering just a [...]
you should see the other guy.
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy, life on 13 July 2009 | 3 Comments »
oy. so, i’m going to tell you the story of how i came to look like i got in a barfight, and why i forget things now and have to be santa in july – making my lists, and checking them more than twice. this is going to be long, so feel free to just [...]
cringeworthy, an ongoing list.
Posted in 2009, tagged cringeworthy on 5 June 2009 | 1 Comment »
newest entries: – pupperoni (dog treat) – vanguartists (name of the artist collective at church) – mommywood (title of tori spelling’s 2nd book) – 4th of july themed clothes at old navy, worn by middle-aged women and their husbands. – TG Fabulicious (clothing line launched by one of the real housewives of new jersey) – [...]
and hemingway’s ‘the sun also rises’ is actually a weather report.
Posted in 2008, tagged books, boy, conversations, cringeworthy on 26 March 2009 | 1 Comment »
me: thanks for the tea, dear. you can just set it over here next to my book. boy: your book’s called Fasting, Feasting? what’s that for? me: a book for my english senior comprehensive exam. boy: oh. i thought it was a book from your nutritionist. * * * * we are currently in our [...]
what guy?
Posted in 2008, tagged cringeworthy, daily, word snobbery on 13 August 2008 | Leave a Comment »
my mother refers to the Iranian President as “that Moody I’m-a-Dinner-Jacket guy”. real name? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. this makes me laugh and cringe, concurrently.
