i call shotbun!

Don’t ride alone in some strange guy’s Wienermobile.”

— quote from a columnist’s husband, after she told him she was invited
to “meat up” with the driver of the oscar meyer wiener vehicle.

good advice.  also, the best thing i’ve read all day.

edit: oh, it gets better if you read the whole article here.  exhibit a: riding ‘shotbun’.  exhibit b: ‘buckle your meat-belt!.’  wow.