sodagony.

i’m pretty sure i got a little lemonade in my water when i filled it up at the soda machine. it’s crazy that they make water come from a tiny spout on the lemonade spout, making it nearly impossible for you to get your water container under it without getting a little lemonade in it.

i think they are punishing me for not getting coca cola, after being such a loyal follower. don’t worry coca cola, you are horrible for me, but i still love you.

but give me my water!