open letter: to mr. or ms. 199.
dear mr. or ms. 199 times in one day,
i can’t imagine who would want to view my little blog 199 times in one day, today. am i somewhat flattered? sure. i mean, i’m not that interesting. i suppose it doesn’t really matter who you are, but if you know me, you know how EXCESSIVELY NOSY I AM. and if you don’t know me, i’m very nice, so you should introduce yourself. either way, cough it up. come on. you know you want to. do it. come on…do it.