scenes from a thursday afternoon.
the heat finally did me in.
i had to cut my long (well, it was really just medium-length, but long for me) hair short again.
so, the wondrous meg squeezed me in to her schedule and chopped my locks into a lovely new do.
which i wanted to share with you.
[i did not intend for that to rhyme].
exhibit a:

but the boy is very curious, and wanted to see what i was up to in my office.
[this is also a picture of my office, you see.
i’m all about the multi-tasking picture].
i got suspicious.
but he just wanted to kiss me.
which is always welcome.
except that then he tickled me.
and took a picture of it.
of course.
sneaky, that one.
on vocabaulary.
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
— attribution of quote still in question, but ain’t it lovely?
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
we are fortunate enough to have a working fireplace in our victorian apartment.
as we became tenants in may, we have not had occasion to use said fireplace yet, and instead just gaze at it, dreaming of snowy days when we can light the fire and make smores in our own house.
this daydream, of snow, is particularly nice in the ovenlike june we’ve been having.
some days, like today, the wind picks up and blows in a specific way in our fireplace that wafts a fire smell throughout the apartment.
and on days, like today, when it is about 90 million degrees outside at 11am, it smells like the entire day is ON FIRE.
[which, for cool-temperature-lovers — not cold, cool — like myself, might as well be true.]
things charming me today: summer installment one
so.
there are things to be said about things. jobs and trips and weddings and locations and books and sights and people.
but for now?
let’s talk about more charming things. because it’s summer, and today it’s the longest day of the year, which provides ample time and sunlight to take in the things that charm the pants right off me.
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milk [with dessert, of course] + the striped straws left over from the wedding.
beverages taste so much better to me out of straws. i may or may not have purchased what can only be described as an adult “sippy cup”. it’s plastic, with a plastic lid and plastic straw in the shape of the plastic starbucks cups, but reusable. i may or may not insist on drinking every beverage out of it, and may or may not actually pout when i can’t.
my lucky husband.
on the dresser in my office sits mr. bunjamin franklin derose, a porcelain rabbit given to us by our good friend ryan and his wife courtney for our wedding. [seriously, a great wedding present.] mr. bunjamin gets rather warm in this heat, so he sits in front of the antique (yet working!) fan we snagged at the antique store warehouse planet the other day for $12. seriously, have you seen the antique store on the corner of academy and constitution? i think i got lost in there for a few weeks, and reinforcements had to be sent.
mr. bunjamin did need something to remind him of home, though, and the terrariums my mother and i built for the wedding centerpieces suit him just fine. i’m hoping that our little love terrarium will fare better than most of the other plants i’ve systematically killed.
seeing this guy every day certainly charms me to my feet these days. he’s cute! and he builds things! i said one day that we needed to have a cabinet for stuff in the bathroom, and several days, two doors procured from a yard sale and a short discussion later, do you know what i have? a custom-built bathroom cabinet painted white, with shelves measured to fit all of my stuff.
i’ve called him the boy for years now, and i abhor every brevity-influenced version of the word husband, so i was pondering what i should call the boy now. husboy? YIKES. my friend audrey suggested “boyband”.
hilarious.
this little lovely thing sits on our mantle. i swear i was this close to putting “sponsored by etsy” on our wedding programs, for all the cute things i got for our wedding from there. my cutetastic nephew carried our “fake” rings down the aisle on this. did you have someone remember to buy fake rings to give to the ring bearer? if you didn’t, i feel bad for you, because people like that RULE. they really do. well done, ashlee.
another awesome wedding present. these owls guard the “currently reading” section of our vast library. a Very Important Job.
you’ll forgive me that many of the things currently charming me are wedding/marriage-related, right? i mean, i’ve been mrs. for about 2 weeks, so it makes sense. forging right ahead then. one of the questions i got asked the most at the wedding were about these spright little flowers. where did they come from? how peculiar? what are their names?
for the record:
they are called craspedia or billy buttons or billy balls.
they came from ecuador.
i procured them from the internet machine for cheap.
they don’t smell the greatest, but they don’t smell the worst either.
they dry amazingly, thus my simple wedding bouquet lives on, guarded by the owls.
our friend sam, upon seeing them sitting in the bucket at my parent’s house before the wedding advised that “god must have invented these flowers exactly for your wedding.”
we love sam. and these flowers. equally. almost.
have i mentioned that our apartment has no drawers? NO DRAWERS. drawers? nyet. as you can imagine, this presents a creative challenge regarding where to store things. our spice rack was taking up valuable real estate on the counter, so my trusty handy boyband (yep, i went there) constructed this magnetic wall for our spicy storage.
on a piece of paper is the key for what spice is what until we can procure some labels. if i lose that piece of paper, feel free to decline any dinner invitation at my house in the near future.
here’s another solution to our aforementioned kitchen sans drawers situation. sebastian carefully looks over our new silverware in ceramic egg jars from ikea. we went to seattle for our honeymoon, and since the boy had never experienced the wonderment of ikea (and we couldn’t wait until it comes to denver next year), we spent an afternoon wandering around the scandinavian superstore. we snagged a few great treasures that we carefully packed to avoid an overweight luggage fee or shattered treasures.
the mustard peg board was inspired from mrs. julia child, who had this large pegboard with outlines of various pots and pans on it. i’m trying to absorb her cooking prowess and spirit by association with her kitchen design. i’ll let you know how it goes.
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in one week…
i will be married.
so you can imagine what i’m busy doing right now:
garlands
presents
caterers
calling
customer service
post office
hair
shoes
moving
rsvps
make-up
pictures
music
meetings
dress
fitting
flowers
gym
boxes
returning things
rolling silverware
terrariums
polaroids
bachelorette parties
you know, stuff.
in some life, i would like to have chronicled each step of this fun crazy process, detailed my projects, gave sneak peeks of my shoes.
but not this one, apparently. i’m too busy to write about it. and honestly? i’m enjoying my days rather than worry about documenting them to reflect on later.
i’m okay with that.
but in seven more days…
love.
know your idioms! lesson two. or three?
contenders: “make do” vs. “make due”
It’s “make do”, not “make due”.
If i have to “make do”, that means I will get by with whatever less than ideal materials i possess.
If i have to “make due”, I am literally making a requirement for something to be turned in to me, and this requires both an object that I am making due and a willingness to sound like Ainsley Hayes in the West Wing, as in”I need to make due these papers by Friday in order to have grades in”.
Got it? Go forth and make do, and (for my fellow teacher friends) make due. Do both. Class dismissed.
[de]rose-colored glasses.
literally.
they looked white online, but when they arrived, it turns out that they are rose-colored.
the idiom “rose-colored glasses” means that you see things as more pleasant than they actually are.
these are my new sunglasses for the summer, but i have this funny feeling that between getting married, a honeymoon and spending all summer without having to work and being able to spend time with my bff the french boyfriend, friends, and family…
i can’t see how they have a chance of living up to their name.
things are going to look just as lovely as they are.




















