Skip to content

spontaneous unexplained giggling ensues.

25 November 2008
tags:

If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we’d all have a bowl of granola.

—Mr. Jellineck (via officed)

monday morning ughpdate.

24 November 2008

– sigh.  i am tired.   the aftermath:  last week i got into my second car accident in as many months, and because it was a big 8 car near-pileup, with me on the end, it’s all my fault, of course.   i totaled my parent’s 98 honda civic which is about 2 inches high off the ground, and went under the SUV in front of me, after being in an unavoidable skid for 25 feet.  afterwards, we find out that my parents have had my siblings and i as excluded drivers on their policy since 1998 when we were 17/18, because of the cost, but had never taken us off despite our moving away, getting our own cars, etc.  an oversight.  thankfully, because it was an oversight and we have had the same insurance agent for about 20 years, the insurance company is covering the claim, and all is fine.  i am now driving my parent’s OTHER spare car (we are not sure how this happened) until january when i finally have the time/money to get a new (read: very used) car.

now, perhaps the ducky picture makes sense.  last week just sucked.

– i had 4 papers due, and 3 of the 4 came back with A’s on them.  the 4th one i wrote was terrible (if you remember my previous lament) so we’ll just see about that.

– my home looks like a refugee camp.  the goal this weekend was to updgrade it from “refugee” to “nomadic”, but we never quite got there.  this was because in the middle of all the cleaning, rearranging, reading issues of readymade magazine and remembering all the oprah episodes about simplifying, i had an epiphany that my desk/office situation isn’t functional, along with other pieces of furniture.  it doesn’t help to have items of furniture to have them, if they don’t really work for you – because then you don’t use them, clutter your house by using other living areas for what you should be using the discarded one for, and yet you won’t get rid of it because you already have a desk/bed/couch, etc…

so.

that leads us to the charming boy and i designing an extension of my $15 garage sale desk, him assembling it, nailing, gluing, etc – after setting up his old desktop computer to replace mine whose fan isn’t working.

did i mention how charming said boy is?

if that weren’t amazing enough, he did this all throughout my emotional meltdown after having become Shiva the Destroyer of all things good last week, the mood of which carried into the weekend where i was being sort of a Pain in The Ass.

and then he bought me dinner and drinks on sunday night at shuga’s.

i’m telling you…that boy…

i’ll post pictures of the desk/office, once it’s fully functional.

– only two days of school/work this week before thanksgiving.  we are spending thanksgiving in craig, colorado, which is (if you don’t remember) the self-proclaimed elk hunting capital OF THE WORLD.  good times.  our journey will take us to the golden cavvy, which is the trashiest 70’s relic of a bar located in elk-hunting capital, replete with old gold sign and interior.

– i have grammar homework to do.  apparently learning the difference between bad/badly, well/good, real/really.  i think i’m good.

– my list of things to do, remember, schedule, etc – is 2 notebook pages, front and back.

– favorite thing i heard on sunday: “is barack obama the antichrist? (pause) NO!  even if that weren’t an incredibly fear-based comment, he’s just not jewish.  end of story.” and “god doesn’t consider our political or economical climate when he’s determining when to come back.  i promise.”

– favorite thing i saw on sunday: an old man in our favorite bar/cafe shuga’s, who you know only goes because it’s the closest bar to his house, with a blue hat, on which was inscribed (with script writing) “jim’s nude photography”.  it matched his flannel shirt.

– i have found very promising possibilities for the  Annual Oversize Christmas Pajamas that i like to buy each year.

– the boy’s housewarming party is on the 6th, and i can’t decide if i am going to make maple french toast with bacon cupcakes, or the chocolate-chocolate ganache cupcakes.  such tough choices.

over, but not out.

the suggestion.

21 November 2008
tags:

my insurance agent emailed me this beauty to be in the running for My Next Car.

the beauty.

are you hearing this song in your mind when you see this car?

ohhhhh yeah.

the hits…

20 November 2008
tags:

just keep on coming.

many things in my life are pants* (thank you, british slang) right now, so instead of thinking about them i’m going to look at this picture instead and ignore my life momentarily:

ducky

definitely not pants.

sigh. moment of zen-like pause.

can we have a blog that shows me pictures like this every single day, kind of like this one,
but not all the same animal?

because how could things be so bad with pictures like that?

let’s look at it again.

sigh.

*i do, in fact, realize that this is ‘just life’ and ‘not all bad’ and it has a ‘silver lining’ and i don’t ‘live in a shack down by the river’ [extra points to you if you know that pop culture reference]. in fact, i’m thinking directly of two people who gave me life who are being angelic to me despite my becoming shiva the destroyer this week. and another, who is charmingly putting up with my melodrama. however. right now everything i touch seems to break. also? i spilled my fries. and? my computer won’t stop asking me if i want to connect to a network that i’m already connected to. pants.

thursday.

20 November 2008
tags: ,

to suit my purposes, i am misquoting oscar wilde:

“To lose one car in a car accident may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two smacks of preposterousness.”

ugh.  i just don’t want to talk about it.

where’s the kids?

20 November 2008
tags:

just looking at this photo makes me really nervous.

apologies.

19 November 2008
tags: ,

how could i not post a picture of the MINI-COOPER OSCAR MEYER WIENERMOBILE?  i mean, come on.

miniwiener

miniwiener2

did you notice the license plate saying “LTL LINK”?  of course you did.  (via)

related & unrelated

19 November 2008

new things on the blog:

– updated photographs page.

– new page, the radio stylings of… wherein i subject you to the wondrous musical stylings of whatever it is i’m listening to currently.  because you are so desperate to hear, no?  until the charming boyfriend sets up my new computer he is so graciously giving me, i can’t post any music because i have too much to keep it on my laptop.

so, click on the link, and you’ll get to my playlist, and just look at the bottom left, hit play.

good times.  G.T’s.

– unrelated news:

:: i was, as the french translation goes, beside my shoes yesterday evening.  i couldn’t decide where i wanted to be.  this led directly to me sitting on the stairs at the boy’s house for a good 45 minutes, with all my stuff in my lap, and then finally just falling asleep in the couch, fully clothed.

what’s with that?

:: i had a poptart for breakfast.  i can’t remember the last time i ate a poptart, cold or not.

:: i bought new music, and haven’t downloaded it yet.  ugh.

:: i started my christmas list today.  that made me happy.

five stages of dad.

19 November 2008
tags:

dad1dad2dad3dad4dad5

daddy.  circa 2007.

working through the suck.

17 November 2008
tags: ,

writing this paper has been my own personal seventh circle of hell insert another hideous analogy here arduous.  the finish product is literally the best i can do, but my best today is really, really terrible.  i have no idea why, but it is like i am thinking through mud.

if you’ve ever seen the scene from my best friend’s wedding, where the best man is giving the speech and just keeps repeating the phrase “love and happiness” about 6 times in various forms, then you can basically get a feel for what this paper sounds like to me.

we hope for the best, because the book it was on is way better.

ugh.  i did way better on the other 10 PAPERS I HAVE WRITTEN IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS.  right?

right?